Viagra jokes

Viagra has made the life of the men once again filled with the fun of sex and so here are some of the funny Viagra quotes that are make you laugh—

Recession is making all the markets to go down, Viagra can lift it too.

In Viagra and Disneyland what is common? Both keep us waiting for an hour for 2 minutes ride.

Medicines are generally not liked by everybody. But, Viagra is the only medications that person takes with a smile on his face.

Viagra can help you to turn your software into hardware.

Your wife will call you “Tripod” once you take the Viagra.

Viagra is made for men but it gives pleasure to women.

Viagra is nowadays used to build the building pillars because it helps them to remain straight forever.

Don’t take Viagra is combination to iron supplements because it will make you erect but will point only towards north.

Viagra is like electricity that glows your bulb again.

Nursing homes are giving Viagra to old patients because it helps them from rolling out of bed.

Side effects of Viagra, your wife start loving you again and she never leaves you alone, No divorces are possible if men take Viagra.

Before Viagra engaging in sex for some men was an assault but after Viagra they conquered the opponent

The person who steal Viagra truck has been caught and put the jail, but only the next day he flied out of the jail by making a big hole.

Q: Did you hear about the hummingbird that ate Viagra?
A: He went to chasing helicopters for mating.

Man was impotent and so his wife couldn’t consume, once he took and made his wife pregnant. The baby was born and stand up right away.

Viagra Virus: Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy.

Viagra can make you a funny person, because one dose of it will make you stand up comedian.

When you take Viagra and Propecia together, you get the hairs very fast but they only stand up straight and no gel can make them soft.

Q: Have you heard the one about the lesbian that took Generic Viagra from an online pharmacy?

A: She couldn’t get her tongue back in her mouth for a month.

Mistakenly Snake took the Viagra pill he villagers thought it as a stick and burned it.

Q: Why shouldn’t single men use Viagra?

A: Because there is no sense in putting lead in your pencil if you have no one worth writing to.

Difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife—

Catholic wife asks her husband to buy Viagra, whereas Jewish wife tells her husband to buy Pfizer.

Eiffel Tower is no longer the wonder of the world because Viagra has made Eiffel towers in every house.

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